Derive no pleasure from the failure of others.And, yet, that is PRECISELY what I did.
Last night.
I wept.
With joy.
When Lopez thought her handbag had been snatched.
And jumped.
Off her bar stool.
And ran. And slipped. Down the steps. And fell. Her arse off.
KA-POW!
(Afrikaans: DOEF-DOEF)
I. Nearly. Pissed. Myself!
A person should not laugh at the failure of others.
But fuck that.
ps: Her handbag had not been snatched.
Her dementia wa caused by her excessive consumption of alcohol.
Don't feel too bad, I nearly fell off my stool I was laughing so hard. AND, above all, I knew her bag was at my feet, yet I said nothing as she sped of, and ultimately went doef-doef...
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