Ding & Dong
Laurel, and hard(l)y worth knowing...
Pick 'n Pay Claremont - the pharmacy - Sunday morning -
queuing, queuing, queuing, queuing, queuing, queuing,
wonder why nothing much is happening,
queuing, queuing, queuing, queuing,
realise why there is a hold up -
Cheech and bloody Chong are working today -
they always seem to work on a Sunday -
as if it is sheltered employment -
and as if management HOPE and PRAY that there will be minimal clients.
There is no other reason that they (Ding & Dong) should ever be employed.
Least not in a PHARMACY - where clients are entitled to (and should demand) sober, intelligent, friendly service.
Presecription medicine is EXPENSIVE, can be DANGEROUS (pronouned: DEADLY) and needs to be dispensed with UNDERSTANDING and EFFICIENCY.
The old man behind the counter - the one who appears to be consuming schedule 5 medicine - he is unstable on his feet - he is ponderous - and he does not know his products - DANGEROUS when you are dispensing medicine!
The daughter of Mao Tse Dung - you little woman - you of little personality - you of zero inter-personal communication skills - fuck off to whence you come.
Fucken agents...
