i am back

after 90 days
spent worrying
about the sins
of others,
and their murderous ways,
i'm back.

workers (pronounced: thieves),
beware,
you are wanted,
and hunted -
and i'm back.

to all liars,
watch your tongues,
forked as they are,
they're split asunder,
speaking in devilish tongues,
all the while dressed in white.

frogs x 3

Revelation 16:13

"And I saw, coming out of the mouth of the dragon

and out of the mouth of the beast

and out of the mouth of the false prophet,

three unclean spirits like frogs."

Malleus Maleficarum

A land of darkness, as darkness itself;
and of the shadow of death,
without any order,
and where the light is as darkness.

THANKS!

When I read the following entry in another blog:

FREE BUTLERS PIZZA FOR ALL BLOG AWARDS NOMINEES

A bit of love from Seth

9.04.2009

I quite frankly did not believe a single word of it!

However it IS/WAS TRUE!!!!

Thank you SETH!
I loved the Pizzas from Butlers!
And I really appreciate your generosity.
Thank you Butlers too!

Ugo Geller

Ugo Geller is our travel duck.
He has his own page on FACEBOOK.
So, yes, you have to be a FACEBOOK member to see it!
Click ANYWHERE on this blog post, and you will be transported to his page.
Please REQUEST TO BE HIS FRIEND.

Heterosexual Porn

We broke all rules last night.
And watched str8 p0rn.
For 5 minutes.
Interesting.
Sort of.

Oh No, Chai Yo!

Went out for dinner last night to celebrate Ernie's birthday.
Went to one of our favourites, Chai Yo.
Two off-duty staff members fucked our evening up.
They were not inebriated.
They were pissed. They were fucking out of control. And they made a nuisance of themselves. With all the tables in the smoking section.
What a pity. We will not be returning in the foreseeable future. Nor will our guest.
What a pity. I am awaiting a call from management. I demand an apology. Come on, Dennis. Call me.

Jack Shat

Opened a KIT -KAT last night.
One of the four segments was SOLID chocolate!
I hate it when that happens.
Third time this year.

~end.

Month-end.

Pretend.
Stipend.
Defend.

Beg. Borrow. Lend.

Descend.
Misspend.

Boyfriend.

Dead-end.
Amend.
Depend.
Append.

Expend.
Offend.
Outspend.

Suspend.

Upend.

Weekend.

I hope you get cocked, motherfucker!

To the UCT student (I assume a student - no-one who is qualified could drive as badly as you did) who drove like such a poes, that I am driven (excuse the pun) to write about you.



I hope that your academic performance will match your inability to drive.
And that you will be forced to return to live with your parents.
In Upington. You drive live a cunt. Go cock yourself.