I hope you get cocked, motherfucker!

To the UCT student (I assume a student - no-one who is qualified could drive as badly as you did) who drove like such a poes, that I am driven (excuse the pun) to write about you.



I hope that your academic performance will match your inability to drive.
And that you will be forced to return to live with your parents.
In Upington. You drive live a cunt. Go cock yourself.

Thursday Morning. Another fucking marvelous day in Africa.

08:30
Thursday
Morning

Having breakfast with a friend @ 09:00
Being insane, I arrived @ the venue @ 08:20
I like to ensure that my mind is ready
After having smoked a joint
Whilst stuck in peculiar traffic conditions
In the Southern suburbs
Maybe they are normal traffic conditions
I have not needed to be ANYWHERE this early for more than 2 years

I have lost the art of coping with the normal workday traffic.

But I am loving my espresso.

@ Mel's.

Barely 650 metres from my house.

Still I drove.
I do not know why.

And smoked.
I know why.