dad

one year has passed
and we miss you
and feel you
every day
x

Sarcophagus

You,
Who have drawn
A veil
So black
Over our lives.

Shame on you
We are hurt
Embarrassed
Disgusted
And deeply shocked.

You are fallen.
From all grace.

She had a family.
A life.

And through your selfish,
Self-important misbehavior
she now has nothing.

As will you.

As have you.

mad man

hey little boy,
see you when you are 50
years old.

mmmmmmmm..........

money missing makes me mad
missing money makes me more mad

Life

Death

is a natural consequence

of Life.

Ashes

Yesterday was Ash Wednesday.

Dad - you have left an indelible mark on all of us.

Thank you.

The King is Dead

The King is Dead.

Long Live the King!

Tweedle Dee & Tweedle Dum(b)

Cheech & Chong
Ding & Dong



Laurel, and hard(l)y worth knowing...

Pick 'n Pay Claremont - the pharmacy - Sunday morning -
queuing, queuing, queuing, queuing, queuing, queuing,
wonder why nothing much is happening,
queuing, queuing, queuing, queuing,
realise why there is a hold up -
Cheech and bloody Chong are working today -
they always seem to work on a Sunday -
as if it is sheltered employment -
and as if management HOPE and PRAY that there will be minimal clients.

There is no other reason that they (Ding & Dong) should ever be employed.
Least not in a PHARMACY - where clients are entitled to (and should demand) sober, intelligent, friendly service.

Presecription medicine is EXPENSIVE, can be DANGEROUS (pronouned: DEADLY) and needs to be dispensed with UNDERSTANDING and EFFICIENCY.

The old man behind the counter - the one who appears to be consuming schedule 5 medicine - he is unstable on his feet - he is ponderous - and he does not know his products - DANGEROUS when you are dispensing medicine!

The daughter of Mao Tse Dung - you little woman - you of little personality - you of zero inter-personal communication skills - fuck off to whence you come.



Fucken agents...

...

i detest curry quest

ok. curry quest. durban road. mowbray. have not eaten their take aways for 2 years - after they were rude to us (former regular customers) and would not even consider SELLING us a little bit of coriander. Oh, and also since their last meal made us shit ourselves for 5 days - NON STOP!

ben, our dear friend very generously bought us some curry quest take out on wednesday evening! YAY! Only problem all 3 of us SHAT oursleves the following day.

dear curry quest: clean your kitchen - you lazy, dirty people - not even pigs want to shit there.
it is too full of germs for them.
we will NEVER eat your lousy, poisoned, contaminated food again!
Ever!