Life

Death

is a natural consequence

of Life.

Ashes

Yesterday was Ash Wednesday.

Dad - you have left an indelible mark on all of us.

Thank you.

The King is Dead

The King is Dead.

Long Live the King!

Tweedle Dee & Tweedle Dum(b)

Cheech & Chong
Ding & Dong



Laurel, and hard(l)y worth knowing...

Pick 'n Pay Claremont - the pharmacy - Sunday morning -
queuing, queuing, queuing, queuing, queuing, queuing,
wonder why nothing much is happening,
queuing, queuing, queuing, queuing,
realise why there is a hold up -
Cheech and bloody Chong are working today -
they always seem to work on a Sunday -
as if it is sheltered employment -
and as if management HOPE and PRAY that there will be minimal clients.

There is no other reason that they (Ding & Dong) should ever be employed.
Least not in a PHARMACY - where clients are entitled to (and should demand) sober, intelligent, friendly service.

Presecription medicine is EXPENSIVE, can be DANGEROUS (pronouned: DEADLY) and needs to be dispensed with UNDERSTANDING and EFFICIENCY.

The old man behind the counter - the one who appears to be consuming schedule 5 medicine - he is unstable on his feet - he is ponderous - and he does not know his products - DANGEROUS when you are dispensing medicine!

The daughter of Mao Tse Dung - you little woman - you of little personality - you of zero inter-personal communication skills - fuck off to whence you come.



Fucken agents...

...

i detest curry quest

ok. curry quest. durban road. mowbray. have not eaten their take aways for 2 years - after they were rude to us (former regular customers) and would not even consider SELLING us a little bit of coriander. Oh, and also since their last meal made us shit ourselves for 5 days - NON STOP!

ben, our dear friend very generously bought us some curry quest take out on wednesday evening! YAY! Only problem all 3 of us SHAT oursleves the following day.

dear curry quest: clean your kitchen - you lazy, dirty people - not even pigs want to shit there.
it is too full of germs for them.
we will NEVER eat your lousy, poisoned, contaminated food again!
Ever!

Go Häagen-Dazs yourself

To the incredibly RUDE and UNHELPFUL staff at the Waterfront branch of Häagen-Dazs -
let me just say this:
"When you discover you are unemployed - because there is NO way your little branch can survive with your level of ineptitude and rudeness - do NOT be surprised."

I wish you all a fucking shit day.

Stefan

Uprising

The paranoia is in bloom, the PR
The transmissions will resume
They'll try to push drugs
Keep us all dumbed down and hope that
We will never see the truth around
(So come on!)

Another promise, another scene, another
A package not to keep us trapped in greed
With all the green belts wrapped around our minds
And endless red tape to keep the truth confined
(So come on!)

Chorus
They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious

Interchanging mind control
Come let the revolution take its toll if you could
Flick the switch and open your third eye, you'd see that
We should never be afraid to die
(So come on!)

Rise up and take the power back, it's time that
The fat cats had a heart attack, you know that
Their time is coming to an end
We have to unify and watch our flag ascend

Chorus
They will not force us anekatips.com
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious

Hey .. hey ... hey .. hey!
(repeat)

Chorus
They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious

Hey .. hey ... hey .. hey!
(repeat)

i am back

after 90 days
spent worrying
about the sins
of others,
and their murderous ways,
i'm back.

workers (pronounced: thieves),
beware,
you are wanted,
and hunted -
and i'm back.

to all liars,
watch your tongues,
forked as they are,
they're split asunder,
speaking in devilish tongues,
all the while dressed in white.

frogs x 3

Revelation 16:13

"And I saw, coming out of the mouth of the dragon

and out of the mouth of the beast

and out of the mouth of the false prophet,

three unclean spirits like frogs."