Ugo Geller

Ugo Geller is our travel duck.
He has his own page on FACEBOOK.
So, yes, you have to be a FACEBOOK member to see it!
Click ANYWHERE on this blog post, and you will be transported to his page.
Please REQUEST TO BE HIS FRIEND.

Heterosexual Porn

We broke all rules last night.
And watched str8 p0rn.
For 5 minutes.
Interesting.
Sort of.

Oh No, Chai Yo!

Went out for dinner last night to celebrate Ernie's birthday.
Went to one of our favourites, Chai Yo.
Two off-duty staff members fucked our evening up.
They were not inebriated.
They were pissed. They were fucking out of control. And they made a nuisance of themselves. With all the tables in the smoking section.
What a pity. We will not be returning in the foreseeable future. Nor will our guest.
What a pity. I am awaiting a call from management. I demand an apology. Come on, Dennis. Call me.

Jack Shat

Opened a KIT -KAT last night.
One of the four segments was SOLID chocolate!
I hate it when that happens.
Third time this year.